I canceled my subscription to eHarmony almost two months ago (for a multitude of reasons…..the biggest reason no longer applies). The only way to do it is to change your settings to NOT automatically renew when your subscription expires, and you can turn your “matching” off if you want. That’s exactly what I did, and eHarmony left me alone for a while. Now that I am just days away from the expiration, I’m getting daily e-mails from eHarmony, featuring a photo of some good-looking couple that was supposedly matched up by eHarmony, and begging me to renew. This is a little snippet from today’s e-mail:
You’ve reached an important milestone in your relationship with eHarmony. Your membership is going to expire in just a few days and your account is not set to renew automatically.
The journey to finding that special someone isn’t always easy or fast, but we believe that ultimately, you will find that great relationship you’ve been looking for on eHarmony.
It then goes on to tell me HOW to renew, in case I’m not bright enough to figure out how to do that on my own. It’s super-easy to renew….the difficulty was in canceling in the first place! It’s really creepy how they personalized the e-mail by my name too….eww. I love how they refer to my subscription as a “relationship.”
Well, eHarmony, we had a good run. At least I got some laughs out of it.
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