I just got back from a Halloween costume party and I dressed up as—you guessed—it a trophy wife. It was quite a hit. I don’t normally post photos of myself here (except for the icon, but that’s tiny and only shows my face) because I generally don’t want strangers to know what I look like, but the costume was too fun to not share.

The amazing thing was that the whole outfit cost me $5 for the ribbon. I wore the wig 3 years ago as Marilyn Monroe, and everything else is mine. The best part? I bought the dress when I was 16!